Reviewer Rating:

Review: Fat Turtle at Yacht Haven Grande
Fat Turtle was definitely a fun dining experience. Music, contests, and plasma televisions made for an enjoyable experience. The meals are “finger-licking� home-style family portions – so be prepared to share.

I’m not sure that I could properly convey, the unique atmosphere at Fat Turtle, but I figured the best way would be to post their drink menu….it says it all.

Where the $%*! Did I Park My Boat? - You‘ll be stumbling down the dock looking for your vessel after drinking our 16 ingredient concoction. Not for the faint of heart, this cocktail features vodka, several rums [151 included!], southern comfort, gin, and all other manners of alcoholic goodness! $7.50

Over the Barrel - This blend of rum and papaya will whip you into a better attitude. $7.50

Turtle Soup - No turtles were harmed in the production of this Curacao laced
Pina colada. $7.50

Shrub Smacker - Our twist on a St.+Thomas classic features Frangelico, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Kahlua, and Dark Rum. $7.50

The Mutiny - Act like a pirate and grab some booty with our
strawberry daiquiri! $7.50

Cuss’n Sailor - This purple, tequila-based drink will have
you talking like a real sailor. $7.50

Walk the Plank - Make the plunge into our blue margarita. $7.50

Back to Dee Ship - Head home feeling happy from
our signature Jager colada. $7.50

Black Pearl - This dark mysterious drink that will brighten your day with its potent mix of vodka, Kahlua, and hazelnut liqueur. $7.50


Price:
US$11-20

Favorite Dish:
I loved the Cornmeal Fried Oysters with Spicy Peanuts and a Creamy Green Onion Dressing. We decided to order two entrees (Mango & Ginger Grilled Shrimp with Caribbean slaw and Balsamic and Honey rubbed skirt steak with bourbon mashed sweet potatoes and a sauté of fennel, corn and spinach). Of course there was plenty leftover to take back to our villa and enjoy again later!